Woo!Threads: Burgers and Bashful Whips

This post is pretty stupid, and created mostly to help you combat the monotony and drudgery of your day. That is, if you have that kind of day; your day might be excellent as is.

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So basically, we personify our vehicles, and we food-ify ourselves! Allow me to explain.

My vehicle has a first name; it is “Nikki.” It has a last name too: “No Minaj.” That statement is not completely beside the point of this post, but it is a tad irrelevant. Anyway, today we are discussing vehicle personification, and self food-ication (totally not a word by the way), simultaneously.

In all honesty, this post is simply to highlight a couple of items that are on my wish list, and emphasize the irony of their relation. Earlier this year, I decided that I would like my second car to be a jeep, and that I specifically want those fabulous car eye-lashes on it. I have decided that the color will either be white or green, and the name is still to be determined.

In contrast, California’s own Local Celebrity has a wonderful springtime friendly “burger” dress, featuring a wonderful burger (I don’t even eat them), on the front! I mean, who wouldn’t want to appear as a tasty treat to say, everyone, for an entire day? Take a look at this beauty:

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All in all, I just find it so interesting that while we attempt to morph our cars into people, we morph ourselves into objects, sandwiches even!

Go Figure.

Would you ever lash your car up? Or food-ify yourself?

Woo!Tunes: Is there a problem with Bytches with Problems?

Disclaimer: Easily disgusted guys, and gals, beware before reading this one.

90’s female rap group told it like it was, is, and might always be.

Within today’s mainstream women artists, the topics of sex, the nuances of heavily gendered relationships, and the acquisition of “love,” are often primary subject matter. However, Bytches with Problems took relatability to a another level, as they address topics exclusive to those of the female persuasion: menstruation, not wanting sex and not being understood (or respected) about this preference, and even being unsatisfied with a man’s …er….manhood.

In an article on The Guardian, author Yates sums it up well by saying:

“This debut album from Lyndah and Tanisha Michelle is a genuinely thrilling affair with the power to simultaneously delight and offend.

It does this, specifically, by being extremely brash and upfront about issues and dealings that span across a wide variety of women. The track Cotex, was particularly hard for me to ingest, and for interesting reason. The premise of this track is that, essentially, you need to change your tampon, girl. Straight up. No means No paints an interesting scene in which she continues to have to question a guy in pursuit of her panties by asking, “Are you def in yo ear mu-fuxker”?

Though the group is noticably dated and it is quite obvious via the monotonous bass tones, the lyrics carry a type of weight that inadvertantly overshadows their relevance. Some may say the duos delivery is overly belligerent and distasteful, but if art is in fact an imitation of life, could this perhaps be a necessary evil?

Check out No Means No below:

What do you think about the 1991 duo? Woo or Boo?

Woo!Threads: Maybe you can throw a football, but can you wear one?

Herstar offers up brilliant alternative to traditional game day kicks.

After all of the hullabaloo about Beyonce’s awesome referee inspired promo for the Super Bowl, it’s safe to say that women sure know how to make sports sexy. If you haven’t already seen her promotional photos, take a look:

There are more to see on her tumblr.

In light of all things sexy and Super Bowl-esque, Herstar offers up an intriguing pair of kicks to celebrate football in style. What is increasingly awesome about the site though, is that they offer all sorts of shoe styles including generic sports-themed suede pumps, glitter stilettos, and even a pair of open-toe baseball high heels. Sports and fashion, what an irresistible combo!

What do you ladies think? Would you don these bad boys? I think I certainly would, as long as I’m sitting for the majority of the game!

Woo or Boo?

Women Woes and Woos: Who runs the world? Naked Girls!

Let’s talk words for a second. Think of the word grace, and what do you think? Elegant? Tasteful?

Beyonce’s GQ cover has been discussed over and over again, with plenty of parties exclaiming in joy, and others perhaps looking at it in dismay suggesting that she has “stooped so low” in her clothing choices. But–As far as the cover is concerned, there is something to consider.

FACT–She is a business woman; this is a men’s magazine. This magazine is marketed towards men. They are in business to sell this magazine to men. I hate to generalize but I think its safe to say this. Typically, men like sports, boobs, and butt; she delivers them all in a baseball styled t-shirt coupled with barely there boy short panties. Makes sense, no?

Some have suggested that this is a poor representation for baby Blue Ivy.

This is a fair argument–i guess.

Think about it though…Beyonce has maintained career that is far from foreign to all things scantily clad. I can’t say that I looked at this picture and thought…but what about Blue Ivy?!? What’s she gonna think? However, my conclusion might be moot..I’m no mother.

Do you become a new person when you have a child? Maybe.

Necole Bitchie shares two nice write-ups from The Guardian and Clutch magazine with views on how this image fits into the world of feminism.

The only bone I’m picking here is the bone with words. On numerous websites, the general consensus is that Beyonce graces February cover of GQ Magazine Is this the image of grace in 2013? I liken graceful to that of our current first lady, but I don’t know that I’d call this photo graceful. It’s a great photo, and I’m sure it is serving its purpose in the hands of men everywhere. But to say that it is graceful. Ehh…

I simply think racy would have been a better term to use. It is so very applicable. They kept it real on the MTV site.

But, I’m nobody.

What do you guys think? Is this photo graceful enough for you? Woo or Boo?

Fashion: Solid Dresses Spring Staple x Wynter Gordon

Wynter Gordon rocking a tight fitted fuchsia dress

I love solid fitted dresses. I think I’m going to invest in a few for the upcoming spring season. Here are a few reasons I think they’ll be a great addition to the closet for Sprink 2k12:

1. You can wear them alone or with tights or leggings.
2. They pair nicely with lace up boots or flat sandals in daytime, then easily transform into a night look with pumps!
3. You can always make them look different by embellishing with a scarf or large earrings
4. So fitted, you can easily tuck them into fun skirts.
5. Let’s face it; they’re flirty and sexy. (Had to get that out)

Where can you get these?

1. American Apparel
2. Thrift Stores
3. Forever 21

Happy Shopping.

xo!

Music: Cee-Lo’s Beautiful Guitarist Sharon Aguilar

One of my goals is to learn to play the guitar within the next two years; mainly so that I can have beautiful sessions like this. So, like I begin most of my dreams, I start with images. For this reason, I recently did a search on google for “female guitarists.” Low and behold, I was awestruck by Sharon Aguilar. She is arguably the most beautiful female guitarist I’ve ever seen!

Aguilar discusses her school experiences and first gig opportunities in this video:



Clearly, Cee-Lo isn’t the only one rocking out during this performance. The all girl band, Scarlet Fever, is definitely riding the hype train with him.

Who ever said female guitarists can’t be sexy is probably looking for a grave to crawl into, and rightly so.

What do you think would be the best part of being a female guitarist? For me, I think it’d be picking out the coolest looking outfits to perform in!

Ruby Readers: 5 reasons YOU should start a blog.

I posted this long ago, but I figured little reiteration never hurts. Here are five reasons

1. You’re going to learn a lot about what is going on in your head. Or, if there’s nothing going on up there you’ll find that out too, and fast.

2. You’ll meet a lot of interesting people via web; this is a great way to strengthen your network.

3. You can make money.

4. Its fun and passes time when boredom strikes.

5. You can follow me!

Bloggers, why did you start your blog? Non-bloggers, what are you waiting for?

xo.

American Apparel: Porn Apparel?

Okay guys, let me just start by saying I am an avid fan of American Apparel and their clothing. However, my recent encounter with their new see-through lingerie collection has me turning my eyes and shuddering a bit. My question is just where do we draw the line? I mean, if I wanted to visit a porn site, I surely would and could do just that. But when I go to American Apparel, I mean this may be a stretch, but I’m looking for CLOTHES. I’m not looking for some hot babes boobs.

Okay. Ladies and Gents, just hear me out. WHY is it okay for me to be bombarded with nip shots as I am trying to shop for some new threads? What are we doing? Dude’s don’t even have to watch porn anymore clearly they can just take a trip to http://www.americanapparel.net and be just fine. I just feel they could have worn this lingerie and left a little bit more to the imagination in the ads. I mean Jesus, do we even have imagination anymore?

What are your opinions on this? Am I doing too much by being concerned about this? If your claim is that I’m overeacting, then what does this suggest about our bodies in 2012?

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Wootiful Lipsticks: 5 reasons Mac’s “O” has me gung-ho

I have to admit it, most days, I am a sincere lipstick fanatic. Just the other week I saw three people wearing different lipsticks and I accurately guessed the names of them. I couldn’t believe I had the ability to merely eyeball the lip color and get it right! I’m going to begin featuring a lipstick highlight every week, with a list of reasons why the color should be a new addition to your makeup bag.

With that said, here are 5 reasons why Mac’s “O” is a fantabulous purchase:

1. Most skin complexions, if not all, can successfully rock this shade.

2. It’s a visible nude. (yeah, thats a bit of an oxymoron but try it on and you’ll see what I mean)

3. Looks great with pretty much any shade of eyeshadow.

4. Also looks great with any color gloss.

5. You can wear it day or night. (Personally, I wear whatever lip color I want regardless of the hour but I know some people are particular about that).

All my MAC fanatics, what are your favorite nudes? I’m looking to broaden my collection.

Post a comment!

Wootiful Blogger: The Hooters Girl

I found this blog so insightful and useful; it’s called The Hooters Girl.

I was recently on a quest for income, obviously, but I wanted to have fun at my job. This blog was really useful in assisting me with making my decision about Hooters.

In short, I chose not to apply.

I know myself, and I get over things quite swiftly. This is how I know my ultimate career has to be in an evolving and unpredictable field. Anyway, after reading her blurbs on the attire and the interview process, my decision became relatively easier to make.

Bottom Line: I just don’t think this is the kind of atmosphere for me. I deal with enough specificity and scrutiny as it pertains to my dress and hair as a member of a dance team; I don’t need that in the work place. I’m aware that every job will have its rules, but I think I’ll pass on the Hooter’s Girl rules. Honestly, I would rather just work at Taco Mac again where I can dye my hair purple and get tats everywhere and still be in good with my managers.

Anyway, I definitely recommend that anyone remotely interested in working at The Hoot definitely check out the blog! It’s very entertaining; all of the posts are not about Hooters. She includes political and feminist-based rants as well. Enjoy!